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Dodge. Dodge.

Rated 2 / 5 stars

This game fails

A few problems:

1 - Its too boring.
2 - Its too loud (add a mute button).
3 - The green missiles cant turn fast enough to get you.
4 - I didn't need to buy a single heal.
5 - Powerups might add interest, but would ruin its simplicity. Its simplicity being the only good factor.


moogoat responds:

1. Would powerups and stuff help make it less so?
2. There is a mute button. It's in the main menu under [Sound], the pause menu under [Sound] and I put in the description and in the main/pause menu "m to mute"
3. True, but if you stay still, the red missiles get you. If you're moving, especially in a [relatively] straight line, they CAN get you.
4. That's impressive but I don't see how that's a flaw? Most people do need heals.
5. See #1

Thanks for the review!


The Ruler Organ v1.0 The Ruler Organ v1.0

Rated 0 / 5 stars

OMFG WHAT SKINNY WEEDY ARMS YOU HAVE !!

CRAP! why would i want to play a virtual ruler organ with i have plenty of rulers, and a desk right here ?!?


LeoZ responds:

I like-a like-a you velly much. Let me caress your body with my arms of weed.